Is She A He?

Kpop/disney pairings: Heechul/Fa Mulan, Shang/Taemin

Her name is Fa Mulan. She is a transferred student from China. She’s Hangeng’s sister. Hangeng is the only Chinese member of Byonggan Dance Troupe, and yes he’s the leader.

Fa Mulan is a sweet and calm girl. Even though we’re not that close but we took the same classes so sometimes we hang out together. But it seems like the other girls in school don’t like her that much. I don’t know why, but Gyuri unni said that Fa Mulan could make a big mess in school. Except that she’s pretty and smart, I don’t know what other reason could make Gyuri unni said that.

“Fa Mulan!” A boy’s shouting in the hallway. Ji Eun and I are passing in the hallway. I know this voice, this angelic voice comes out from an angelic guy with an angelic face. He’s Choi Siwon, the class president. He’s very tall and good looking, very kind, has strong faith, smart, a great drummer and singer, but lacks in sport (yeah who needs sport if you’re born with good body). Ji Eun looks shocked, me too actually. I don’t know Fa Mulan know Siwon, they’ve never been in the same class neither in the same club. Siwon and I used to be in the book club when we were freshmen, but he quitted.

“Oh, Siwon-ssi. Good morning.”

“Hey, do you have free time after school?”

“Umm… Yes, why is it?”

“Will you come to see our band practice? The audition is next week so it would be good if we have an audience.” Fa Mulan stares at Siwon’s face (who wouldn’t?) and she smiled. Ji Eun nearly collapsed if I don’t hold her tight.

“Oh okay, but can I bring my friend along? It will be better if you have more audiences.”

“Yes! Just don’t bring the whole class along.” They laughed. Okay, I think I knew why Gyuri unni said this girl would cause a mess.

The school bell rings…. It’s time to go home!

Ji Eun, Taemin, and I are sitting on the park beside the soccer field. The soccer team is practicing today. Taemin’s brother is in the soccer team.

“Taemin-ah, do you know that seniors are talking about Fa Mulan?” Ji Eun starts the conversation.

“Yes, Minho hyung told me last night. He said the girls are talking about Fa Mulan, so he wanted to know what’s with this girl. But I couldn’t tell anything, I barely know her.” Ji Eun nods, looks like she’s interested in it.

“Oh, Minho oppa is the dance troupe member right? Does Hangeng told him something about his sister? Some people told me Hangeng and Minho oppa are close.”

“Ji Eun-ah, if Hangeng told Minho hyung about his sister, he wouldn’t ask me. Sigh… I wonder what’s wrong with Fa Mulan. She seems nice. Oh, Jasmine, she takes the same classes as yours right? Aren’t you close with her?” I wasn’t paying attention until Taemin asked me the question. I shook my head, and his face looks disappointed.

“No, I’m not close with her. But I don’t find any strange behavior in her.” Suddenly, we hear footsteps from behind. It was Siwon and Fa Mulan. They’re walking in the park behind us. Siwon waves his hand at us but Fa Mulan remains silent. Siwon said he’s going to have band practice after school, but as far as I know, the band room is inside the school building, not outside. This is extremely suspicious…

Ji Eun, Taemin, Minho oppa, and I are having dinner at Kyung-Bok diner near school. Suddenly, a group of people enter the diner. It’s the Band Of Brothers, Siwon’s band. There are 5 members in the band, Donghae as the vocalist, Yunho as the rapper, Jonghun as the guitarist, Kangin as the bassist, and Siwon as the drummer. Beside the band, I see Fa Mulan. Only Fa Mulan. She said she’ll bring her friend along but I see no one except her and the band. This is strange. Donghae sees us as he enters the diner, he waves at us and smile brightly. Damn.

“Oh, Minho hyung, Ji Eun-ah, Jasmine-ah, Taemin-ah! Are you guys eating dinner?” We nod and smile.

“Would you mind if I join? I’m tired now and I don’t want to be in a loud surrounding.” Donghae asks and he sits right beside me. Minho oppa looks very serious, I bet he has some questions in his pretty head but he doesn’t have any courage to ask them, so Taemin asks his hyung’s questions.

“Donghae, are you close with Fa Mulan? She seems close with the band.”

“Oh, Mulan. I’m not really close with her but yeah sometimes she watches us practice. Some seniors asked me this too. What happened actually?”

“Ah, that’s what we’re trying to figure out. She’s a mysterious girl, I know nothing about her except she’s Hangeng’s sister and she’s close to Choi Siwon. You know Siwon, he’s hard to be friend with. I bet this is why seniors are talking about her.” Everyone seems to agree with my opinion.

The next morning, Taemin calls me.

“Jasmine-ah! Believe me, Fa Mulan signed up for Byonggan Dance Troupe!” Oh no, it’s not Taemin. It’s Ji Eun. Ji Eun and Taemin are neighbors, no wonder she’s at Taemin’s house this early morning. I’m not fully awake but I understand clearly what she’s talking about.

“For real? The audition’s tomorrow! Is she nuts or what?” I sound like a mean girl, but I can’t really pick my words in this early morning.

“Hangeng told me last night, he’s surprised too. I think Gyuri unni wants to know this. So please text her okay? Oh, breakfast is ready. Bye Jasmine!” Okay, I’m awake now. Fa Mulan is signing up for Byonggan Dance Troupe audition. I never knew she’s interested in dancing. Every time Hangeng wants to see a musical, he’ll asks me, Taemin, or Minho oppa to accompany him. This feels so strange that I have to call Heechul. Heechul is one of the audition judges. He’s the main dancer in the troupe.

“Hello!”

“Oh, Heechul! Long time no see, how are you?”

“Jasminnie! I’m just fine here, no actually I’m worn out, audition is tomorrow so I have to prepare everything. What’s up?”

“I’m just curious, is Choi Siwon signed up for tomorrow audition?” I ask straight to the point. I’m not usually like this, but this time I’m just curious.

“What? Siwon… Let’s see… Nope, he’s not in. What is it? You know he’s not dancing. Oh, but Band Of Brother is going to play at tomorrow audition.”

“Okay okay, I got it. By the way thanks for the information. Fighting!” So Siwon is not auditioning tomorrow. Then, what makes Fa Mulan wants to join the dance troupe? No other guys seems to attract her besides Siwon.

Today is Byonggan Dance Troupe Audition

School is so crowded, I can’t see people’s faces clearly. Thank God Minho oppa is here with me. Ji Eun and Taemin were with us too but we’re separated.

“Minho! Jasmine! There you are. I met Taemin a while ago, he was looking for you guys.” Nichkhun oppa and Wooyoung oppa approach us. They’re Minho oppa’s seniors. They’re the dance troupe members.

“Oh yes, I’m looking for him too. By the way, why are you here, hyung? Aren’t you supposed to help with the audition?”

“Yeah, but it’s boring inside. So we want to take a walk for a minute. Hey, Jasmine. Do you know the-famous Fa Mulan? I heard she’s in the same classes with you.” Wooyoung oppa asks me the same question 20 people had asked me before.

“So are you close with her?” I tell him no.

“My, my, Wooyoungie. Am I not pretty enough to be yours? Why do you have to ask about Fa Mulan?” Nichkhun oppa starts teasing. Wooyoung oppa is too cute to be true! No wonder Nichkhun oppa likes to teases him very much.

I’m looking for Taemin and Ji Eun while Minho oppa is chatting with Nichkhun oppa and Wooyoung oppa. Suddenly, someone catch my eyes. It’s Choi Siwon. He’s not with the band. He’s alone and he has the contestant number sticker for audition. What?!

Inside the audition room

“Contestant number 59!” Heechul’s calling the next contestant. He doesn’t look at the contestant face until the contestant enters the room. As soon as their eyes met, Heechul feels like fainting. Choi Siwon is auditioning. The most non-dancer person in the whole school is auditioning. Heechul is a good friend of Siwon, they hang out often. But the reality that Siwon is auditioning makes Heechul dizzy. But Siwon is not the only one who makes him dizzy. The young girl with white skirt keeps staring at him since she enters the audition room. The young girl with white skirt and she has the number 40 sticker.

In the park beside soccer field

Taemin and Ji Eun sit together on the grass. This park is not as crowded as the school building so they decided to take a rest here. Suddenly, something catches Taemin’s eyes.

“Ji Eun-ah! Look! That’s Fa Mulan, the girl in white skirt!” Ji Eun’s eyes hungrily look at the direction Taemin’s finger pointing at. There she is, Fa Mulan standing behind the window inside the audition room. The window is very big and clear so everybody outside could see who’s in the room. Ji Eun’s sharp eyes see something nobody could see. She can see exactly what’s Fa Mulan’s eyes staring at. It gives her goosebumps, but also a slight of relief.

“Ji Eun-ah, don’t stare like that. You scared me. Should we call Jasmine and Minho hyung to come over?” Ji Eun nods rapidly.

Nichkhun oppa and Wooyoung oppa already left. We’re sitting on the bench in front of the school building. Suddenly, my phone rings. It’s Ji Eun.

“Han Ji Eun! Where are you??????”

“Jasmine! No time for scolding right now. Come to the school park, we’re here. Oh, bring Minho oppa to if you’re still with him. Come quick!” And she disconnects the phone. Minho oppa and I are tired. Han Ji Eun, it better be something splendid.

Minho oppa and I arrive at the school park. We see Taemin and Ji Eun looking at something in the school building direction. Taemin asks us to see too. I see Fa Mulan in white skirt, standing still behind the window. Her eyes seem to be locked on something. It’s definitely not Choi Siwon because Siwon is right beside her. I tried to walk her gaze, but too many people there, I can’t find someone specific.

“It’s Heechul! She’s staring at Heechul. My eyes are as sharp as a knife, you know it.” Ji Eun reads my mind. Oh no, I can’t believe it.

“ Heechul? Kim Heechul? I thought Fa Mulan likes Siwon, the cool and smart guy. But Heechul, he’s peculiar and he’s kind of ‘wild’.” Minho oppa is shocked.

“Don’t you think that Fa Mulan is using Siwon to get closer to Heechul? Choi Siwon and Kim Heechul are best friends. The whole school knows that.” Taemin says his thought, it doesn’t surprise me because I thought of that too.

“You shouldn’t say that but yeah it might be true. But Heechul is in the dance troupe with Hangeng, she could ask him if she wants to be close to Heechul.” Minho oppa is right. Using Siwon is only making it harder and risky.

“Ah! I don’t know what this girl is up to. But if she hurts Siwon, she’ll face me!” Ji Eun sounds angry. She usually jokes around like this but this time it seems serious.

The next day after audition

The audition’s results are up. Many students are looking at the announcement board. Some cries in happiness but some cries in deep sadness. I’m looking for Fa Mulan. She should be here if she wants to know the result. I know she’s already in school, I saw Hangeng’s car in the parking lot. But, instead of Fa Mulan, I see Kim Heechul and Choi Siwon beside the announcement board. Siwon seems really sad. The first time ever I see him like this. Heechul sees me and he asks me to come over.

“Hey, what happened?” I don’t dare to look at Siwon’s face, I’m only looking at Heechul’s worried face.

“He’s broken hearted. Last night after audition, he asked Fa Mulan to date him but she refused. I’m shocked too, I was sure Fa Mulan likes him, but… Yeah who knows?” Siwon doesn’t seem to care Heechul tells me about this story. Actually I’m not really surprised, but I do feel sorry for Siwon.

“Oh my, be strong Siwon-ssi! You’re a great guy, you could find another girl better than her. Don’t be sad like that, you’ll be in the school’s magazine in no time if you keep that face.” Siwon lifts up his head and smiles awkwardly.

The break time bell rings…. Time for lunch!

Taemin and I are passing the hallway to get to canteen, we meet Hangeng on our way. But, there’s something different. Hangeng is not alone (he usually walks alone) neither with Heechul or Siwon. He’s with someone new. A guy, very tall and athletic, has a soothing but strong voice as he laughs. Hangeng see Taemin and I, and he calls us to meet his new friend.

“Taemin-ah! Jasmine! Hey, meet my new friend Shang. He’s from China too. He transferred here today. He’s excellent in martial arts and singing.” Shang shakes hand with us. He looks like a nice guy.

“I’m Shang, nice to meet you.”

“Oh Shang, this Jasmine is Fa Mulan’s classmate, don’t you want to ask something about Fa Mulan?” Taemin’s face becomes stiff as he hears the word Fa Mulan.

“Fa Mulan? Oh yes, I’m her classmate, but I’m not very close with her. I’m sorry if I can’t tell you a lot.”

“Don’t talk like that, you sound like a detective. I’m her childhood friend, we were neighbors in China but as soon as her family moved to Korea, we lost contact. Fortunately, I transferred to her school in Korea.” This guy is sweet, looking for his missing childhood friend. Bad news, she’s looking for the wrong girl.

“Whoa, sounds like a romantic novel. Okay, we’ll tell you something about her after school, just meet us in the park beside the soccer field. Sorry, but we don’t want to miss lunch. Bye!” Taemin grabs my hand and drag me to the canteen. He doesn’t look like he’s hungry.

After school in the school park

Taemin tells Ji Eun and Minho oppa everything about Shang. As soon as he finished telling story, Hangeng and Shang arrive at the park.

“Taemin-ah! Here we are, now what are you going to tell us?” Hangeng talks first. Taemin looks uneasy to talk about his sister.

“Oh Hangeng, Taemin’s going to talk about your sister. Maybe Taemin feels uneasy. So, let’s go for a walk Taemin, you can tell me everything.” Taemin hesitates first, but then he agrees. Minho oppa stares at them as they walk out from the park.

That night, Band of Brothers is having a performance at the Town Square. Some students from Byonggan are there to watch Band of Brothers. Ji Eun, Taemin, Minho oppa, Shang, and I are there. Heechul and Fa Mulan are there too, but they don’t look close at all. Maybe Heechul is disappointed in Fa Mulan for making his best friend down. Tonight, Donghae sings ballad songs, some are soothing some are sad. The climax is when he sings Don’t Love. Siwon looks like he’s about to cry. But he holds his tears handsomely.

“Hey Shang, look there’s Fa Mulan. She’s wearing white skirt.” Taemin points at Fa Mulan. Shang looks at her. But his expression doesn’t change. He doesn’t look like he’s happy.

“Aren’t you happy? She’s your long lost childhood friend!” Okay, Taemin’s words are a little harsh but that’s what exactly I want to say to Shang.

“Oh? Yeah I’m happy! I’m just nervous. Is the first time I see her again after 6 years.” But I doubt it, he doesn’t look happy at all. Minho oppa tells Shang to greet Fa Mulan but he refuses. He says it’s good enough to see her in a good shape.

“L-i-e! (geo-jis-mal! Big Bang’s song as the BGM)” Taemin yells suddenly. It’s quite shocking, an innocent boy like him could say such word to a new friend.

“You don’t feel that good only by seeing her face. You need to tell her that you’re here. You need to make her recognizes you. It’s been years, don’t you ever think she’ll forget you?” This is the climax. Taemin has grown up. Or…. He watches too much drama.

“Taemin-ah, don’t talk like that. Key umma never teaches you to talk that way.” Minho oppa looks shocked with his brother behavior, so does Ji Eun.

“Ah, ok Shang gets it. Now you need some fresh air Taemin. Let’s go for a walk.” Ji Eun grabs Taemin’s hands and they’re heading towards the not so crowded corner. Minho oppa is looking at Shang’s face. It becomes stiff and he nearly has teary eyes. Maybe Taemin’s words are right, but I see something different in Shang’s eyes…

The next morning…

Message from Ji Eun wake me up. It says ‘Bad news. Shang met Micky last night, chatted for hours. Yunho just found out, he’s furious.” I’m wide awake now. You’ll never want to see his face when he’s angry. Even his appa is scared if Yunho’s angry. I don’t have time to text Ji Eun, so call her.

“Jasmine! You’re up early. Hey, situation is under control now. Yunho is with Minho oppa, don’t worry. Oh and by the way, this Shang guy is a little bit strange. Don’t you feel the same way?” Oooh this is getting interesting.

“Ah, you read my mind. He showed up yesterday, then Taemin said words about love, now Yunho is angry. What’s with him?”

“Maybe he’s just too friendly. I can understand why Yunho is angry, Yunho is overprotecting Micky because he has weak body. But about Taemin, I don’t get it.” Ji Eun’s voice shakes a bit. I know she’s worried about Taemin. The innocent boy she’s taking care of since junior high.

“Just think positively, maybe it’s time for Taemin to grow up. He’s not Peter Pan, he has to grow up inside and out. Maybe he’s in love?” I find it hard to say the word love. Taemin in love, it’s hard to believe.

“Oh come on, you know him. I’m going to stalk this Shang guy, He’s just…. Something. You can help me if you want.” Ji Eun hangs up. Stalking Shang. Maybe I can find something out about Fa Mulan from him, he’s her childhood friend. Okay, I’ll help Ji Eun with this.

1^st day of stalking

Shang took the same class as Ji Eun. Ji Eun made notes of things he were doing in class. Even she wrote ‘wiping nose, scratching head, asking question to teacher, giggling, doodling’ but this doodling thing is interesting. ‘Doodling Fa Mulan’s face and name, along with Micky and Taemin’

“What’s with Micky and Taemin? Why did he doodle their names? If he was doodling his friends, aren’t our names supposed to be doodled too?”

“That’s a question. I hope Yunho doesn’t see this, or Shang will end up hospitalized.” Ji Eun says that with serious face. Yeah, no time to joke now.

“Oh, by the way do you know Shang changed his classes? He used to be in English and History class with you, but he changed it to Science and PE which is Taemin and Micky’s class. Bad news, PE is Yunho’s class too.” I’m shocked. Why did he change class? If he really wants to meet Fa Mulan, isn’t it better to take the same classes as her? Before I ask another question, the school bell rings which means class has started. Ji Eun says good bye and we agree to meet Taemin at lunch time.

Lunch time!

I drag Taemin to the canteen where Ji Eun waits for us. She’s ready to investigate. Taemin’s face becomes stiff, he looks a bit scared.

“Taemin-ah! You just had science class didn’t you? Did you notice there’s something strange with Shang?” Taemin doesn’t say a thing. It’s not like him at all, he’s a talkative boy. He’ll talk until his throat is dry.

“Not really… He just asked me to be his partner in science project. At first, I refused because Ji Young asked me first and I said yes to her. After he asked me, he asked Micky but he refused because he’s partnered with Kangin. Then he whispered something to Ji Young and after that Ji young let me partnered with him. It’s strange isn’t it?” Finally he talks. I’m relieved.

“When he asked you to be his partner, how many people hadn’t have partner?” I’m just curious. My detective instinct shows up.

“Ummm let’s see. Hangeng, Siwon, Sooyoung, Seohyun, Jonghyun, there’re a lot, I don’t remember.” Ji Eun flicks her fingers.

“Aha! See? He could ask someone else! He could ask Hangeng! But he asked you, he knew you already have partner right?” Taemin nods.

“Ji Eun-ah, I’m hungry. After this I have PE class, I need to eat. I’ll tell you something a bit more after school. Meet me at the park okay?” Then Taemin stands up and heads to the food corner.

“PE? I think something will happen. Jasmine, we’ll ask Yunho this time.”

The school bell rings. It’s time to go home!

As soon as I step out from class, Ji Eun grabs my hand and drags me to the school park. There we wait and wait.

“Are serious you want to ask Yunho?”

“Why shouldn’t I? It’s better to hear it from another person’s perspective.” Then we see Yunho and Taemin walks toward us. Yunho’s face is stiff, he doesn’t usually looks like this, he is a smiling prince.

“Whoa whoa, what happened?” Ji Eun holds Taemin’s hands as soon as he sits down beside us.

“It’s the new student. He hit on Taemin again. It’s annoying. You know, I’m thinking if he’s gay or something. He’s just weird.” Yunho answers Ji Eun’s question, seeing Taemin’s condition, he knows Taemin won’t say a word. But… What? Did he say gay?

“Gay? Oh no, he said he likes Fa Mulan. How come he’s gay?” I’m curious. This is not right.

“It’s unbelievable isn’t it? But look, he hit on boys. He didn’t hit on any girls in class. You know Tiffany is in PE class too, but he did nothing to her, he’s not interested in Tiffany.”

“Oh please I want to switch class! That guy, wait until Minho hyung knows this.” Taemin nearly cry. Yes, he’s a baby boy. God answers Taemin, suddenly Minho oppa tap my back.

“Hey, what’s going on?” Nobody answer him, even Yunho. This atmosphere makes Minho oppa even more curious.

“Come on, something’s not right. Tell me, Taemin.”

“This Shang guy annoys me. He’s being too friendly to me.”

“Okay, if that’s the problem. Then we only have this plan.” Minho oppa comes up with a plan. I think he knew this problem already. Gossip flies like as fast as plane in Byonggan.

“We have to make Shang really meets Fa Mulan. They have to chat and everything. Maybe that could help things out.” Minho oppa’s idea is genius. If Shang meets his missing childhood friend (or first love, I assume) he will stays out from Taemin. Maybe they’ll be friends, the normal way.

The next day at school

We agreed with Minho oppa’s idea to make Shang really meets Fa Mulan. So here’s the plan: Drag Shang to the canteen at lunch time, at the same time Fa Mulan must be in the canteen. With us. It’s simple right? Oh, the bell just rang. I’m in charge of dragging Fa Mulan to the canteen. I’m a little nervous.

“Mulan! Are you going to eat lunch?”

“Oh yes, why is it?” She smiles, this friendly smile she gives me everyday. I’m thinking that she’s not a bad girl.

“Would you eat lunch with me and my friends in the canteen? I’m happy if you join us.”

“Ummmm… Who’s going to be there?” Oh no, first thing in my mind. Don’t mention Shang.

“Ji Eun, Taemin, Minho oppa, and maybe Yunho. You know them right?” I stutter a bit, but it’s under control.

“Oh I know Minho oppa. He’s Hangeng oppa’s friend, but I don’t know the rest. Maybe it’s a good opportunity to meet them. Let’s go!” Okay, I never think this is going to be this easy.

I succeed in asking Fa Mulan to the canteen. Now she’s sitting with me, JI Eun, and Yunho. The self introduction time has passed, and now we’re waiting for Taemin and Minho oppa whose in charge of bringing Shang here. Oh, here they are. I’m getting excited now. I wonder what will Fa Mulan’s reaction towards Shang.

“Oh, there’s Taemin and Minho hyung!” Yunho shouted, and as predicted, Fa Mulan turns her head. Her eyes meet Shang. She keeps quiet. No smile no words. She looks like a statue.

“Fa Mulan…” Shang’s eyes got bigger. He looks shocked (who wouldn’t?)

“Oh, hi. Long time no see. How are you?” Fa Mulan smiles. She finally recognizes him.

“I’m good. And you?” This is strange, Shang should be very happy. But his face shows nothing. Not even a slight of happiness.

“Ummm. I think you two want to chat a bit more, so we’ll give you more time and spaces.” Minho oppa asks us to move to other table. Shang and Fa Mulan remain silent. Only standard questions heard, like how have you been. How’s your brother, are you hungry, and so on. This is boring.

School finishes!

Ji Eun and I were walking through the hallway when Shang called us. He said he has something important to say. Then here we are, in the school park.

“What is this important thing you’re going to tell us?”

“It’s about Mulan.” Ji Eun and I remain silent.

“There’s this person she’s close with. I’m jealous of this person. It’s not I’m in love with Fa Mulan, but I don’t want her to take the wrong path.” Who is this person?

“I don’t know this person’s name. I often saw them walk together. This person doesn’t seem to like Fa Mulan. That’s why I don’t want them to be close. “ Before Ji Eun and I response, his phone rings. He talks in Chinese, so I don’t understand.

“It’s my mom, she asks me to come home early. Thanks for listening anyway.” Then he’s on his way home.

Today is Saturday!

Ji Eun, Yunho, Micky and I are sitting in the diner. We don’t usually spend week end with Yunho and Micky, but today Ji Eun wants to talk about Fa Mulan and Kim Heechul, so we bring them because they’re close to him.

“Heechul is fine. Besides his peculiar, over confident, noisy, and cat person, nothing is weird. Especially with Fa Mulan. I barely see them together.” Micky explains.

“Oh, where is Taemin?” Yunho asks. God answers him. Taemin calls me.

“Taemin! Where are you?”

“Jasmine-ah, you really want to see this. Come to school quick!” Taemin’s voice sounds excited. Taemin is at school, Minho asks him to watch the dance troupe rehearsal today. As soon as he hangs up, we rush to school.

We arrive at school, Taemin said to come to the dance troupe practice room. We run on stairs, we barely can breathe now.

“Oh there you are! Come here, something is happening.” Taemin opens the door and there are Shang, and Fa Mulan standing face to face. They’re in the middle of an argument.

“Jasmine, Ji Eun. Please come.” Shang notices me and Ji Eun.

“Ha! Fa Mulan! I’m glad you’re here. Tell this guy that I’m straight and no lesbian.” Those words are creepy.

“Hang on, please tell me what’s happening.”

“He says I’m a lesbian and I shouldn’t be friends with Heechul. He’s ridiculous isn’t he?”

“If you’re a lesbian, then why are you talking about Heechul?” Ji Eun gets the point.

“Why? Because she’s the problem! If Mulan being too close with her, then what happen? And the thing is Mulan shows so much interest in her.”

“Is it a problem that I have a person I like? You seem to like Taemin. And the one who’s creepy is you, not me.” Fa Mulan looks very angry. So does Shang. Ji Eun and I keep quiet.

“Why? Is it a problem If I have person I like? Ha!” And this confuses me a lot. I don’t know who are they talking about. Suddenly Minho oppa flicks his fingers.

“Wait a minute, I think I know who misunderstand something here. Shang, do you ever talk to Heechul?” Minho oppa talks with smiles on his lips. He almost laughs. Shang shakes his head.

“Do you ever see Heechul in person?”

“I saw him through the window. Heechul has ponytails right? I saw it days ago.” Aha, I think I know the problem.

“You saw Heechul while Heechul is sitting down right?” Shang nods. Yunho and MIcky seems to understand too.

“Do you know that he’s a boy?” Shang’s face shocked, he looks like he’s jolted with high volt electricity.

“It can’t be! She’s a girl! She has pretty hair and she’s pretty! Even Tiffany is not as pretty as her!” Suddenly, the door opens. It’s Kim Heechul. He enters like an angel sent down from sky to opens Shang’s eyes.

“Hello guys! Oh, Minho oppa, Hangeng is looking for you.” Heechul wears white tank-top and black training pants. He’s a boy. Shang’s eyes got bigger. He looks like he’s almost cries.

So, here’s the story: Shang purposely getting closer to Taemin because he thought Fa Mulan is a lesbian (since he thought Heechul is a girl). He did this so Fa Mulan can stop him, then she’ll be straight again. But, it turned out that Heechul is a guy. It’s hilarious isn’t it? But, one question is not answered. Does Fa Mulan really use Siwon to get closer to Heechul? Oh forget it, Siwon is busy with his own life.